this made me lol v

Freddie: 3,2,1...
Liam: FLICK. 
Carly: Hi, i'm C-- 
Louis: Carrots 
Sam: And i'm S-- 
Zayn: So sexy. 
Sam: ...You're watching...
Harry: iCurly.

What do you look for in a girl?

Harry: I love a bit of cheek, thats what I like. I like girls to be quirky too, I dont like girls who look the same as other girls. I don't have a preference between blondes and brunettes, I wouldn't not go out with a girl because of her hair colour. I do find though, if there are two hot girls in your year and they are both blonde then you tend to like blondes as you get older.

Zayn: I'm not into the whole confident thing- like Louis is. If they're intelligent and know how to have a conversation then I am won over. Nothing better than lying down in bed, or sitting on the sofa and having a really nice, long chat. I sound all cheesy but I'm not really.

Liam: I like cute, shy girls. Someone you can have a laugh with, I like it when I make a girl laugh and likewise, when they make me laugh too. I'm the only one in the band that has a girlfriend though, so I'm not on the lookout at the moment.

Niall: She has to be someone I can have a laugh with. I'm torn between blondes and brunettes, though both can be very nice. It doesn't really bother me. Anyone who is funny and doesn't take herself too seriously is attractive to me.

Louis:You have to go for a bit of banter and confidence. My future girlfriend needs to be able to talk as much as me, which is very hard, but if she manages to do that, then we're away. the boys all say that I need someone that is a good listener because I chat so much. A girl has to be, like, full of banter.

How to dance like Niall Horan...

Start with a small tapping the air movement…

Then wave your arms down low…

Then the wave your arms like a drunk person…

Then a bit of hands near your face movement…
Then add a bit of shoulder shakes…

Then add a bit of hips…

Put everything together and it should look like this…

HOW TO DANCE LIKE NIALL HORAN TUTORIAL COMPLETE.

#lawlmoments

^HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

WE FOUND LOUIS IN A CARROT-CAKE, WE FOUND LIAM IN A SPOONLESS PLACE, WE FOUND HARRY AT THE ELDERY PLACE, WE FOUND NIALL IN A NANDOS PLACE. WE FOUND ZAYN LOOKING AT HIS FACE.

:"( i just cant

One day One Direction is going to sing their final song, stand up on stage for the last time, sing their last words and say goodbye. They're all going to settle down with five amazing lucky girls and have children and a family of their own. They're going to tell them about the days when they were part of one of the most successful boy bands of the 21st century, and about the millions of fans that screamed their names and sold out all their tours. One day they will look back, and they will never forget the life as One Direction they will never forget us, and we will never forget them.

Me right now:

if one direction ever surprised you at school

You casually in class:

The boys show up in your class room:

People that don’t know about them:

Your friends that know you that you like them:

While you’re like:

While on the inside:

They say:

“Hi we are here for [Y/N]”

You:

Then you leave school with them while the Directioners stare at you:

When you walk away:

Then You live happy ever after and get SEXY TIME:

THE END!

What One Direction dream of

Louis Tomlinson:
Liam Payne:
Harry Styles:
Niall Horan:
Zayn Malik:

100% true

red colour apparently makes a man more attractive, more powerful and more sexually desirable to women, according to a study appearing in the journal of experimental psychology. 

guys think that girls want strong, tough, guys. guys who don’t show emotion and are hard, and badass. while we’re over here falling head over heals for 5 members of a boy band who are afraid of spoons, love turtles, like girls who eats carrots, love the saying ‘vas happenin?!?’, and are sitting over here doing this kind of shit: